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Your URL will now determine your career.

trubbishie:

dave-owns:

turntechgodmode:

suchirolle:

caledscratch:

i’m sword

Im a suschi that dunno hao 2 speellz lol

I’m Dave.  I’m also completely indestructible. 
I’m not entirely sure what sort of career that is. 

I’m also Dave

im a super moe pokemon trainer??¿

I’m a crippled troll; is that success or what?

(Source: mulfordthedean)

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I rant in my text posts pretending like my followers care

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Patrick: “is a vibrator an instrument?”
Squidward: “no Patrick a vibrator is a sex toy”

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